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Dissidia Quotes: Mog

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Mog

Encounter

1. Mog to the scene, kupo!

2. Kupo!

3. Moogle pride, kupo!

4. Here comes the Mog, kupo!

Low HP: Not done yet, kupo.

Low HP: Still got a spring in my step, kupo!

Strong Opponent: I'll take you out, kupo!

Strong Opponent: You're done for, kupo!

Weak Opponent: Are you serious, kupo?

Weak Opponent: Don't make me laugh, kupo!

Mog vs.

Warrior of Light: A Moogle?

Garland: You'll be nothing but a furry stain on my blade.

Firion: This could be a little fun.

The Emperor: So, you think you can defeat me?

Onion Knight: Hey! I'm not your enemy!

Cloud of Darkness: What master do you serve?

Cecil: Such an odd creature you are.

Golbez: For such a creature, you seem to have much courage.

Kain: So you try and imitate me?

Bartz: Hey! You're talking!

Exdeath: I shall send you to the Void!

Gilgamesh: Bring it on fuzz-face!

Terra: But, I can't fight you!

Kefka: I do need a new hat!

Mog: I'm the one and only Mog, kupo!

Cloud: I don't have time for games.

Sephiroth: . . . Really?

Tifa: This could actually be fun.

Squall: . . . I'm fighting a Moogle.

Ultimecia: Just run away.

Laguna: Hey there you little rascal!

Zidane: Hey! No need to get all moody!

Kuja: This this some sort of joke?

Tidus: Hey! You look just like my blitz ball!

Jecht: Um, what?

Yuna: I'm certain you're much stronger than you look.

Shantotto: You should go back to cleaning house.

Prishe: Who would have though I'd ever fight a Moogle?

Nag'molada: Such a weak creature.

Vaan: This is kinda cool.

Gabranth: I'm a being jested?

Vayne: Die a painful death!

Lightning: I'm getting tired of all this 'kupo'.

Dysley: This is truly beneath me.

Aqua: Just, who are you?

Hein: I'm fighting a stuffed animal.

Cosmos: You are truly confident in you skills.

Chaos: You are nothing but a powerless pest.

vs. Mog

Warrior of Light: Never seen you before, kupo!

Garland: Prepare to be knocked down, kupo!

Firion: Am I allergic to roses, kupo?

The Emperor: You're so bossy and annoying, kupo.

Onion Knight: Intruder, kupo!

Cloud of Darkness: Naked lady, kupo!

Cecil: Pick a side already, kupo!

Golbez: What do you want you old psycho, kupo?

Kain: I'm the better jumper, kupo!

Bartz: What's with that stupid face, kupo?

Exdeath: No! I don't want to go to the Void, kupo!

Gilgamesh: Shut up already, kupo!

Terra: Lay off the fur ruffling would ya, kupo.

Kefka: You're that jerk clown, kupo!

Mog: I'm the one and only Mog, kupo!

Cloud: I want to ride your hair, kupo!

Sephiroth: You're stupid, kupo.

Tifa: If only I had a camera, kupo.

Squall: Why are you so gloomy, kupo?

Ultimecia: Wow! What's with your hair, kupo?

Laguna: Don't yank on the pompom, kupo!

Zidane: I'm sharpening my spear, kupo!

Kuja: Wow, you're a big sissy, kupo.

Tidus: YOU MONSTER! Kupo.

Jecht: You smell funny, kupo.

Yuna: Yes. Moogles are the best. Kupo.

Shantotto: I am the Alpha, and the Omega! Kupo!

Prishe: I am the Keeper of Kupocalypse! Kupo!

Nag'molada: I am the Moogle to end all Moogles! Kupo!

Vaan: Not too bright huh, kupo?

Gabranth: What's up with that silly helmet, kupo?

Vayne: I like your hair, kupo.

Lightning: I'm ready when you are Thunder Lady, kupo!

Dysley: Bring it on old man, kupo!

Aqua: My name is of no importance, kupo.

Hein: You suck, kupo!

Cosmos: What a pretty lady, kupo.

Chaos: Geez, you sure are scary-looking, kupo.

Victory

1. Kupopopo!

2. Yeah! I did it, kupo!

3. Dance time, kupo!

4. How do you like me now, kupo?

Low HP: Still good to go, kupo!

Low HP: I'm not dead yet, kupo!

Strong Opponent: I am the greatest! Kupo!

Strong Opponent: No one can defeat me, kupo!

Weak Opponent: You were dull in the head huh, kupo?

Weak Opponent: I'm way too good, kupo.

Defeat

1. KUPOOOOOO!

2. No! No! No! No! No! Kupo!

3. How did this happen, kupo?

4. My poor little wings, kupo . . .

Strong Opponent: Are you happy now, kupo?

Strong Opponent: I let you win, kupo!

Weak Opponent: No! How did this happen? Kupo?

Weak Opponent: Yeah well, you still suck, kupo.

Penelo Comment: Oh my god! He's so cute! It's hard to believe he can fight. I mean, look at him! He looks like a doll!
This week's episode we have everyone's favorite slam-dancing Moogle from Final Fantasy VI, Mog!

Time for a new game everyone! Count the Kupo! How many times are the words 'Kupo' used?
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HopeOfRiuton's avatar
Cloud referencing the Gold Saucer and Sephiroth... Just a deadpan "Really?" Even HE can't take this seriously. Also props to his lines towards Terra, Kefka, Cloud, Kuja, Tidus, Yuna, Vaan, Lightning, and Aqua. I couldn't help but laugh to those.