Dissidia Redux: Laguna Qoutes

Laguna Loire

Encounter

1. It's go time!

2. Ready or not, here I come.

3. Let's make this as quick as we can.

4. Better get started.

Low HP: Hope my gun doesn't jam.

Low HP: This isn't a good idea.

Strong Opponent: I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.

Strong Opponent: Oh boy. You're real strong.

Weak Opponent: Don't worry, I'll take it easy.

Weak Opponent: Let's go at our own pace, okay?

Laguna vs.

Warrior of Light: Are you truly serious about this fight?

Garland: Bullets can do nothing against me!

Firion: That's an odd looking weapon.

The Emperor: What do you hope to accomplish?

Onion Knight: Just try and hit me!

Cloud of Darkness: Your arsenal cannot put a stop to us.

Cecil: The trials we face, shape the future we endure.

Golbez: You dare fight without any true desire to do so?

Kain: Just try and act serious here.

Bartz: Hey, what gets you through the days?

Exdeath: You shall be missed by no one.

Gilgamesh: My swords beat your guns!

Terra: Just what sort of things have you missed out on?

Kefka: Why don't you just jump off a cliff!?

Cloud: Even grunts can make a difference.

Sephiroth: What makes you a soldier?

Tifa: Are you okay? Why are you walking like that?

Squall: . . . Great. The moron.

Ultimecia: You dare think you can defeat a Sorceress?

Laguna: Now this is just awesome!

Zidane: Looks like you need a few tips from a real ladies man.

Kuja: It will amuse me to see you bumble around.

Tidus: Bet you'd make a much better dad than . . .

Jecht: Bet my boy could beat yours.

Yuna: What sort of life, do you want to lead?

Shantotto: Sadly, you will be used as Manikin fodder.

Prishe: Like to play games, huh? I'll show you a game!

Nag'molada: Go an be a nuisance somewhere else.

Vaan: Let's see who the better shot is.

Gabranth: Make excuses while you can.

Vayne: You think you have the power to take what you can?

Lightning: Minus three on the manliness scale.

Dysley: This appears to be some sort of joke.

Aqua: There's an undeniable light about you.

Hein: An insult to the military.

Cosmos: One's outward appearance does not determine their heart in battle.

Chaos: Prepare to loose everything in the fiery inferno of my blazes.

vs. Laguna

Warrior of Light: Wait, I have to fight YOU!

Garland: How about you just take things less seriously?

Firion: I'd like to end the fighting too. Not cut out for it.

The Emperor: It's time to push you off your throne.

Onion Knight: Hey little kid! Wanna play hide and seek?

Cloud of Darkness: Snake. Snake! Snaake!

Cecil: How do you keep track of how your fighting?

Golbez: How can you move in that thing?

Kain: Just how high can you jump?

Bartz: Hey, do you know where to go from here?

Exdeath: Time to chop some firewood!

Gilgamesh: Looks like someone is in over their own head.

Terra: You don't have to do anything if you don't want to.

Kefka: Great. A clown. Why did it have to be a clown?

Cloud: Hey-hey! Just relax a moment!

Sephiroth: That's one scary stare you've got.

Tifa: Don't mess this up, don't mess this up-Ugh!

Squall: Hey Squall! What've you been up lately!?

Laguna: Now this is just awesome!

Ultimecia: Just another eyesore-witch.

Zidane: Bet a guy like you has no problems.

Kuja: Do you talk so much, because you don't want to fight?

Tidus: Looks like you know how to take the edge off things.

Jecht: Boy, you sure workout a lot.

Yuna: Wait! Are you with the Fairies?

Shantotto: Hey there little girl, how about you play a game with Uncle Laguna?

Prishe: Wow. You sure are rude . . .

Nag'molada: I think it'd be annoying if everything was prefect.

Vaan: I wonder who's the better shot?

Gabranth: Maybe you should take a vacation or something . . .

Vayne: You sure like to make long speeches huh?

Lightning: Hey! I'm a soldier grunt too!

Dysley: There's no way I'm loosing to some guy with a chicken!

Aqua: Hey little lady, why do you have to be so serious?

Hein: Do you really think that it'll be simple as that . . .?

Cosmos: Do I really have to fight you? Really?

Chaos: I fight with passion from the heart! That's all that matters!

Victory

1. Now that was fun!

2. I really did it!

3. Now for the next thing.

4. And no one got hurt.

Low HP: That was real close.

Low HP: Don't want to do that again.

Strong Opponent: I can't believe I beat that!

Strong Opponent: It's like killing two pigs with one stone.

Weak Opponent: Stop being such a weenie.

Weak Opponent: You sure had guts.

Defeat

1. No way did this happen.

2. I should have run away.

3. I'll just play dead now.

4. My leg cramped up!

Strong Opponent: Owowowowow!

Strong Opponent: Now you're done here. Right?

Weak Opponent: I just went easy on you.

Weak Opponent: Knew I'd regret this.

Penelo Comment: I really like this guy. It's hard not to smile around him.